Track Title:               Mikado:  Three Little Maids

Album Title:               Opera for People Who Hate Opera, disc c
Prime Artist:              Gilbert & Sullivan
Orchestra:                 Rochester Philharmonic Orchestra and Chorus

Lyrics:
THE THREE.     Three little maids from school are we,
          Pert as a school-girl well can be,
          Filled to the brim with girlish glee,
               Three little maids from school!
YUM-YUM.  Everything is a source of fun.  (Chuckle.)
PEEP-BO.  Nobody's safe, for we care for none!  (Chuckle.)
PITTI-SING.    Life is a joke that's just begun! (Chuckle.)
THE THREE.     Three little maids from school!
ALL (dancing). Three little maids who, all unwary,
               Come from a ladies' seminary,
               Freed from its genius tutelary--
THE THREE (suddenly demure).  Three little maids from school!

YUM-YUM.       One little maid is a bride, Yum-Yum--
PEEP-BO.       Two little maids in attendance come--
PITTI-SING.    Three little maids is the total sum.
THE THREE.          Three little maids from school!
YUM-YUM.       From three little maids take one away.
PEEP-BO.       Two little maids remain, and they--
PITTI-SING.    Won't have to wait very long, they say--
THE THREE.          Three little maids from school!
ALL (dancing). Three little maids who, all unwary,
               Come from a ladies' seminary,
               Freed from its genius tutelary--
THE THREE (suddenly demure).  Three little maids from school!